Okay so this woman takes her duck to the Vet. Vet says, your duck is dead. Woman says, how can you be sure you've done no tests.Vet brings in a Labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, sorry but as I said your duck is dead. Vet hands woman a bill. She cries, $820 to tell me my duck is dead! Vet says, If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 but, Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra.